Ever looked at a man and thought: “This feels like a bad idea... but I’m already in the Uber”? Yeah, same. This calculator is here to tell you just how messy this might get.
Whether you’re texting back someone who sends ✌ at 3am, or your bestie’s raising her eyebrows every time you bring him up, it’s time to assess the actual damage potential. Is he a walking green flag or just another emotionally unavailable NPC with a gym playlist and a trauma bond?
Answer a few spicy questions about his behavior, vibe, and chaotic tendencies — and we’ll tell you if he’s boyfriend material or a walking mid-season finale.
Your final rating falls somewhere on the Toxicity Level Scale — from “💚 Certified Green Flag” all the way to “💣 Catastrophic Menace.” Every result is crafted to read you (and him) to filth or offer the validation you’ve been searching for.
The score includes a visual progress bar and spicy one-liners, so you can screenshot, overanalyze, or send it to the group chat for emergency intervention.
Let’s be real — red flags are easier to spot in your friend’s love life than your own. So this tool skips the denial phase and gets right to the emotional math. Perfect for:
People ignoring every gut feeling they’ve ever had
Late-night oversharers
Your friend who “doesn’t catch feelings” (but definitely is)
Whether you’re a delulu romantic or chronically detached, it’s time to face the data.
Run the test. Check your score. Then decide: ghost him or go in with eyes wide shut?
Try it now — your emotional stability might depend on it.