Ever get hit with “you’re the problem” energy and wonder… wait, am I? Whether it's ghosting group chats, starting drama just to feel alive, or always being that person in the situationship — we've all had moments that made us pause (or at least should have).
This calculator is your brutally honest mirror — and your chaotic best friend. It won’t sugarcoat. It won’t hold your hand. It’ll simply add up the damage and give you a score that either clears your name… or confirms what your ex’s friends already suspected.
Your final result comes with a spicy little vibe check — from “Certified Green Flag” to “Pure Poison.” You’ll know exactly where you land on the toxicity scale, and trust us… it’s gonna sting or soothe, depending on how you’ve been acting lately.
Whether you’re doing some self-reflection or just need to feel something before 11pm — this is your go-to drama gauge.
Take the test, embrace the chaos, and try not to block us afterward.